Bambam flogger by Kelli Toys...yup I experienced it...I need a t-shirt!

What I done did at Fetfest Con...

This is a probably incomplete list of my Fetfest Con adventures (in no particular order):

• I donned a Crystal Delight "Pleasure Pony Tail" (pictures forthcoming)
• had some wonderful Buffalo Wings and French Onion soup
• hottubbed/skinny dipped
• got flogged by a two handed flogger (See Kelli Toys)
• got electrocuted by a copper wrapped flogger (Thanks Kelli!)
• Was gifted a fun assless mini-skirt from Purple Passion
• Bought myself a red halter top with sparkles
• Gave a dual blow job to some good friends
• Had sex in an aquarium
• Enjoyed a well deserved spanking by another good friend
• Smacked a cute cock several times
• Got to see a heck of a lot of friends that I don't see that often
• Told a story for "Bawdy" (I totally adore Dixie, the founder)
• Bought myself a black leather boa at a bargain price! (pictures soon)

*Please excuse the missing vendor links for the boa and halter...I can't recall the names at this moment

"The Hooded Nun" a Wonderful Fucking Sculpture"

My friend Dangerous Lilly was raving about a gorgeous new brand of  glass dildo. She had been sent a set by the company, Fucking Sculptures.  Lilly is always very informative about fabulous newer products. She let me fondle several of these phallic beauties.

Ok, first off I instantly fell in lust with these sensual sculptures, so I contacted "Fucking Sculptures" via twitter. Maria of "Fucking Sculptures" got back to me with a quickness. I let her know that if need be I would be happy to review one of the sculptures. She replied that there had been a good amount of reviewer interest in this task (well YEAH). and for some reason she felt I was a good choice. I wonder if she could sense my desire for her product! We came to an agreement that Maria would be kind enough too send me "The Hooded Nun" for some review loving.

First off, when I received my "Nun" she arrived in a well padded fuzzy pouch. My "Nun" was a beautiful and rich red color and about 7 inches in length with about 3 inches in girth. She had a nice curve and a bulbed head at one end. The shaft was ridged.

Later that evening, I decided to give my new friend a try. I warmed the soda-lime glass with my hands and started to move around the Nun to try and find the position that would suit my needs. It turned out that my preference was the "handle" part curved down. I used the always pleasure giving circles, curving into my vulva area. I could feel the tip of the sculpture getting very warm. The sensation I received from this hot spot...wow...felt amazing. I came a few more times during out encounter. Well kids, The Hooded Nun is definitely a keeper! I look forward to sharing the experience with a partner.

Just in case you are thinking about possible breakage, "Fucking Sculptures" will replace your first sculpture free of charge, if during a moment you or your partner is so excited, you send your piece flying, and there is breakage. Also the sculpture can be washed with mild, chilled or gently heated. Please see directions for care and feeding!

Thank you Maria and "Fucking Sculptures" for providing me with this lovely work of art, free of charge, for an honest review :)

Pasties for #fetfestcon!

you are kinky and you know it!

1. when you have at least one locked profile within the social media environment
2. you shop clearance racks at vanilla stores/sites for your kink wardrobe
3. you actually HAVE a kink wardrobe
4. you find yourself comparing prices at several different sites for body adhesive, latex paint, leather wear, lube...
5. craft , home improvement and perhaps pet supply stores give you a hard-on...
6. bruises are a good thing
7. you giggle at work trainings when someone says "cbt"
8. foundation garments are hot
9. your family thinks those marks are a rash
10. you know exactly when your last blood test was
11. you find the "wetlook" style of material is awesome at any age...well because it is cheaper than leather and "breathes" 
12. certain words roll off your lips 
13. your scene name is used as much or more than your original name
14. you have some "headless" shots of yourself in a folder, flash-drive, etc...
15. you are aware that there are numerous types of fishnet patterns
16. tim curry was hot in rocky horror
17. you adore that duct tape, and plastic wrap comes in great colors or patterns these days
18. an apron can be an outfit
19. you have a tiara, cape, boa, or a gas mask, and you wear it 
20. you are usually aware of corset sales
21. body paint can be an outfit
22. you know the value of having hand sanitizer readily available
23. you put a condom on your sex toys
24. you think slave leia is overdone
25. you HAVE sex toys
26. candles are not just for birthdays
27. you have had a strap-on fitting
28. you know why glass, wood and stainless steel toys are wonderful in their own special way
29. chances are you know someone on hbo's "real sex" or any sex related lifestyle show
30. you are aware that eyelash glue applied on skin is safe and easily removed
31. you know the difference between "stingy" and "thuddy"
32. you are aware that toddler and baby clothes are not just for toddlers and babies
33. you know the difference between skull fucking and giving a blow job
34. being called a slut isn't necessarily derogatory
35. you never assume ANYTHING!

*yes i know that every person is different and you might not own a tiarra, or cape, or boa...this is a silly list...so enjoy!