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this weekends accomplishments (not necessarily in order of attainment)

1. 4 malibu and pineapple drinks
2. visited and laughed loudly with some of my favorite folks
3. canoodled with and teased by a cad
4. met some terrific online friends face to face
5. accompanied the best perv couple ever to a naked/costume party
6. wore cat ears and a raccoon tail
7. grabbed  tons of ass (with consent)
8. made a woman cum
9. had a denny's meal after 2am
10. slept well
11. snowed in freaking october

#sundayboobs...soapyboobs (nsfw)

boyfriend/girlfriend resumes...(limited number of positions available)

i am now accepting boyfriend/girlfriend resumes...please send me credentials (talents and what you can bring to the table...so to speak) i have openings for executive positions evening and early morning hours monday -fridays...split shifts are accepted...you can post a cover letter via comments to this post...pictures will be accepted and posted as will well done and professional resumes...resumes will be accepted until december 31...at least 3 credible references...this will be a personalized position...people without a sense of humor need not apply...traveling might be required...

pink ribbon boobs #sundayboobs (nsfw)

e[lust] #30

 
Photo courtesy of Emmy @ Right Turn Without Signaling
Welcome to e[lust] - Your source for sexual intelligence and inspirations of lust from the smartest & sexiest bloggers! Whether you�re looking for hot steamy smut, thought-provoking opinions or expert information, you�re going to find it here. Want to be included in e[lust] #31? Start with the rules, check out the schedule and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!
~ This Week�s Top Three Posts ~
Crotch Topiary & Other Delights - I admit I started simple, I realised my teenage dream of having a Winona-inspired heart emblazoned on my mound. It was perfect. I used Contact paper to design my heart and just went to town pulling out every hair that was not covered.
In Defense of Exclusion - Sometimes it's nice to be with people who are like you. It's nice to be around people who get your kink, your fetish - to be somewhere that you don't have to explain it to.
The Boy At Summer Camp - It started with an email with the subject line �butch at your service,� and an offer for a blow job. And I thought, hm. Well, you know, I do like those. But I�m not usually attracted to boys.
~ e[lust] Editress ~
Ask Lilly: "My sex toy stinks - what should I do?" - Would you put it in your mouth with that smell? Would you gag from the smell and taste? If yes, then why the hell put it in your vagina or ass??
~ Featured Post (Lilly�s Pick) ~
A Day At The Circus
All blogs that have a submission in this edition must re-post this digest from tip-to-toe on their blogs within 7 days. Re-posting the photo is optional and the use of the �read more�� tag is allowable after this point. Thank you, and enjoy!
Erotic Writing
A Long Hot Weekend
A night time walk
A Summer Honeymoon
Blithely Sauntering
Cleaning Up
Cigar
Dreamweaver
Ep 2: One Last Time
Full Frontal Nerdity
Get ready for take off...
Hear this
Let's Play a Game
Le Glamour, the best swing club experience ever
Perspective
Patience for What She Wants
The Cane
The Car Wash
what makes you happy?
Kink & Fetish
A First Ever Punishment
crunk
Having Respect for Dominants
One Year. Today
Spider silk
Those inside-out, head-exploding orgasms
To Munch Or Not To Munch?
Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships
assplay and me...
Comparisons
Here Comes The Bride
Lover as Chameleon � Flexible Sexual Kinkery
Must we all get along?
Not all conclusions are easy to come by
Non-Monogamy and Starbucks
The (Female) Phenomenon of Emotional Masochism
Why I Love Sex (In That 70's Show)
Sex News, Interviews, Politics & Humor
Internet Drag
Selling Used Socks on eBay for Extra Money
Sex in Sin City (Yes I had me some...)
The Curses of the Scarlet Woman
Things I Looove Thursday

big flirt butt plug...a review

last nite seemed like a good evening for a little assplay...meaning time to test my new big flirt that babeland kindly sent me for review...first of all the big flirt is pretty and is made of smooth silicone...this plug measures 5-1/4 inches long and 1-1/2 inches around...

i slathered the plug with a good amount of silicone friendly (water-based lube)...sitting up, i found my hole and inserted the tip of the big flirt...the plug flares out, so once i had the tip inserted i gently sat down easing the entire big flirt inside...no uncomfort as the plug sank into me...

at this time, the plug securely inside, i got on my back and grabbed my a trusty pocket rocket (a small clit vibe)...if you are not aware of this already...you need to know i am fairly experienced in butt stuff, frankly i am a big fan...the big flirt felt filling and quite nice inside...

i began to work my clit with my powerful little rocket...i got very close to climax, however, there was an issue...the base of the big flirt was digging into my asscheeks...and not in a good way...i have an abundant and plushy ass so maybe this was part of the problem...but(t) this base issue got in the way of my climax...when i turned on my side or lifted my ass up the digging into my flesh lessened...

in conclusion my cum was a good one...intense and mmmm(yay)....the big flirt did NOT pop out (yay)....but the base was a bummer for me (booo)...

as always thank you babeland for letting me "test-drive" your goodies...:)

bright eyed and bushy-tailed #sundayboobs (nsfw)

sex camel...

"sex camel" is what i am...i keep my quarterly romps in my head to savor during the more lean times...when there is no hard, throbbing, wet and tight oasis in sight...i have my images...vivid and dream causing...

my issue is not lack of fabulous playfriends...my challenge is time and logistics...you see, i have rules for myself...i play with people i like, enjoy and trust...oh yes and usually these folks do not live locally...with these "rules" in mind...i always need a chunk of time to have my sexual respite...at least an overnight visit...this is enough time to refill my tanks...and by refill my tanks i mean cum a bunch of times...try some new things and on occasion try out a new playmate...

i am a lucky woman...i have like minded friends that provide occasions for playtime and sexy cocktails...i also have other friends that crave one on one time (so to speak).  there are so many different shapes, styles and kinks...i am always satisfied...

in the cellar of my mind i have a whole pantry of canned goodies to open in any season...preserved meat and jelly if you will...experiences that i can heat up and enjoy...such is the life of a "sex camel"

we will not fuck again if...

1. purr in my ear...
2. fart loudly and giggle about it...
3. have long nails...
4. think it requires too much effort to make me cum...
5. tell me to bring a friend next time...
6. call me "mommy"...
7. put your hands on my neck without asking...
8. wear bikini panties...
9. ask me to trim your back hair, ass hair...etc
10. tell me that you can't cum when you use a condom...
11. your crevices and parts are not squeaky clean...
12. i can't see your cock...
13. you give me a rash...
14.  i see toilet paper crumbs...
15. your balls smell like petrulli...

feel free to add your own answers to this list...