kink labels....is there a place for me? (or someday my kink will come)

fetlife registration requires that one at least attempt to identify themselves in some way..."kinkster, fetishest, master...mistress...etc" then comes the profile part of enumerating ones preferences, titles, relationships...all of these labels and description is a tad daunting i think...(i settled on kinkster, heteroflexible, and "it's complicated"...

please keep in mind that i consider myself (despite grammar and punctuation mechanics) an academic...meaning i  will try and make sure whatever i scribe is accurate and sited...

1st stop- who do i like having sex with?
well i like having sex with people that i enjoy...okkkkkkkk....but do those people identify as male or female?....um what?...hmmmm....i do not want to piss anyone off...primarily i like cock...on occasion i indulge in some breasts and pussy...soooooooo am i bi?...queer?...i will go with heteroflexible...sound good?...alright, lets move on...

2nd stop-role?
um i am a teacher...i prefer to be on the receiving end of the action...do i want to beat the stuffing out of anyone?...sometimes...do i want someone to beat the crap out of me?...not so much...can i get off by doing both?...i guess...more than one thing gets me off....lets go with kinkster...whew...next....

3rd stop-how active am i?
jeez i work out a little...but that is not what the site wanted...i went with "live the lifestyle when you can"

4th stop- looking for?
no fucking clue...

ok blah blah blah...no random sex...i am curvy...don't add me if you are rude etc....

fetishes-(bulk adding available)
hmmm....time to freestyle i guess...
i like leather, lace lingerie, and stockings...(sometimes)...oral giving and receiving (righto)...peeing on someone or being peed on (eh)...bbc...(ok, i like british humor)...facials (um), ass to mouth (hell no)...bareback (nope)...animal husbandry (?)...feet...as long as they are clean...armpits...(hmmm that is a maybe)...fem dom...(i am really not sure)...scat (NO)...sex with strangers...(fantasy wise seems hot...reality wise that would be a no)...big tits...(sure)...humiliation...(depends)...breast and nipple torture (maybe?)...

good lord...this was turning into a thesis...i thank fetlife for trying to help me figure things out...as of today i believe that i am someone who like adventurous sex...and once again...i will reject the label before it rejects me...